Saturday, December 24, 2005

Cracker critters

Here are a couple of cracker jokes (from pre-Christmas day crackers) that I thought should be shared!

One:
What's white and fluffy and swings through the cake shop?

A merignue-utang


Two:
How do snails keep their shells shiny?

They use snail varnish

Merry Christmas!

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